Why the fuck am I wearing Dream's mask and why is he- why the fuck is future me such a bitch? Tubbo just hammered it in, "I know it's like, important for you to find him. I do want to find him too but, I also want to know Why do you both sound Toby realized just how smaller Tubbo was compared to him now. He realized that Tubbo, his younger self, was still sixteen. And so was Tommy.
Toby sighed, putting away his sword and giving them all a very tired look. His Tommy it ached thinking that fuck but he couldn't just leave all of a sudden, not to mention Shlatt was up there, he'd interrupted his speech. Shlatt hadn't actually exiled Wilbur and Tommy, yet. Toby could stop that, he could stop a lot of things. Tommy included.
He could get help here, from his younger self, from Wilbur he's alive he's not a ghost but was he sane? He needs to get here as soon as possible. Theo sighed in relief as he leaned against the tree. He was out of that damned nation- it had been easier than he remembered, getting out of there.
But then again, L'Manberg now was still in one piece. Wilbur hadn't blown it all to fucking smithereens yet and everyone hadn't rebuild his brother was alive. A lot of buildings and structures were missing, key landmarks were gone but that just meant it was easier for him to escape unnoticed. Tub- Toby had been so caught up at shouting at JSchlatt that he hadn't noticed him slipping away, how hilarious was that?
Granted, Theo had been tempted to do the same at the goat-horned man but Dream had taught him better. And he wasn't going to just let the opportunity to get away slip by.
Don't let your emotions get the better of you. Pick your timings and abscond when it's best. He sucked in a deep breath, it's a bit hard with a porcelain mask over your face but he's gotten used to it. I gotta talk with you. He snorted when silence greeted him instead of Dream's reply, "Come on man, I'm tired right now and- no wait hold on.
Taking off his armor quickly like this, and he hasn't done it in months. Why was he doing this exactly? Well, it would make Dream feel more safe, probably, but ultimately more curious and willing to speak as Theo leaned against the tree and taking out a steak from his inventory. Something old and small shivered in him, old, bad memories, it was whispering something that he ignored as he moved his mask aside slightly and bit into the steak. Go' t'e a'hmo'h off. C'mon out, talking to thin air is never fun.
Dream was here, he was. He was just being a bastard, not showing up just for the hell of it- Fucking prick. He means well, but Dream was a downright ass. Not gonna lie. He glanced towards the side to see- yep. There was Dream, in his own set of enchanted netherite armor. The sight should make Theo tense, but Dream didn't have his axe out, no weapon in hand and that was enough for Theo.
But he'd still be ready nonetheless if Dream decided attacking him would be a decision he was going to make. Even weirder, another guy comes out too.
And the weirdest thing he said was they guy with my mask? Was Tommy from the future. Theo snorted and without an ounce of hesitance, took off the mask and his red hood down, showing Dream his face and catching the other man off guard.
His eyes are a dull shade of blue, they never really did recover their full color after his exile, same went for his hair, not as bright as before. He still looked like Tommy, because he was Tommy. Only older, his face thinner, duller, and a scar coming from his upper lip towards his forehead, narrowly missing his right eye.
He missed him. Despite everything, he fucking missed this man. His old friend. His old enemy. His old abuser. His old mentor. His old everything. Ender, Theo felt old now- he was at Dream's height!
Dream was 23 right now. Theo was older than him right now by 3 years. Dream was silent, staring at him through that mask but Tommy could practically see the cogs in his head spinning. You, Tommy , wearing my mask? Just what even-". Got a lot of shit to do. Theo raised his hand submissively in surrender, feeling nothing but bitter fondness at the familiar act as he threw Dream his netherite armor, surprising the man in the green hoodie. I'm keeping my weapons though, for the mobs.
But really we need to go, I'll explain both on the way and at the Stronghold. He wasn't kidding when he said he had a lot to do. T-oby would be preoccupied by everyone else, he'd probably get Technoblade too. Plain text with limited HTML?
Main Content While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Get an Invitation. Tommy Ex! Wild dark hair, dark blue eyes, burnt scars underneath his chin- "Tubbo? Two broken men stay in the past in hopes of a better future.
Story Complete! Chapter 1 : The Election Notes: See the end of the chapter for notes. Chapter Text JSchlatt won the election. You're going stay right here, with me-" "Like fuck I am! Only, he's interrupted. Oh fuck, Theo was gone. Why would Toby want him here? Tommy- no, it was Theo now wasn't it? No weapon in hand and armor off.
Endering fuck. Just what even-" "A lot's happened my friend. They needed to get this show on the road, Theo had some shit to do and a friend to save. Notes: yeah obviously theo and toby have problems what are these problems? I don't remember his name but I think he had a mustache. Reviewer: Willstopha - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 16, Subject: I found my people??
You guys made me cry about Norm Macdonald again. Usually when a celebrity dies I just laugh and laugh.. Remember Princess Diana?
I'm kidding. Norm Macdonald was my favorite dude ever, and he saw fit to die on my 40th birthday. Words fail except that he was my spirit animal and my imaginary celebrity step dad. Golden God. Yet deeply human.
Whole reason I got Into stand-up myself and now comedy is dead. Worst thing to ever happen, mid september, in American history.
God bless you all and blast Norm everywhere. People need this shit. You inspired me. Love you forever. Reviewer: Ernest T Burkins - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: the title what the title says. Reviewer: oldchunkofcoal dude - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: I didn't even know he was sick Norm, you were the greatest. All the Norm quotes and stories are enough to make a grown man cry.
No words could suffice to start describing how awesome you are, Normie. Norm had a geniunely magical talent that was infectious and inspiring. True legend until the end. Condolences to his friends and family.
You will live on in the youtube and internet archives til the end of time Norm. You will be sorely missed, always loved, and never replaced. Rest in peace Norm MacDonald, you goat fucker. Reviewer: Jam - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: RIP In my view this podcast is a comedy titan's greatest contribution to the world. Reviewer: Rasmus simmermann - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: Rip I just heard of Norms passing is the saddest celebrity death for me.
My favourite always will be. Reviewer: awillis93 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: RIP Norm was the funniest inmate living on prison earth. Thanks for everything RIP. Reviewer: J. Fowl - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: Funniest podcast ever Lost a legend Have you heard of the revolution? Steak has never tasted so good! So many hilarious and quotable moments. Reviewer: polarcow - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: norm was the goatiest greatest of all time-iest he was the funniest man ever who ever was ever existed.
Reviewer: phxpolly - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: Norm The old chunk of coal is resting easy now. Reviewer: Anonziller - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 15, Subject: Reminds me of that Tragendy F.
Reviewer: RevGored - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 14, Subject: He's dunking on himself elsewhere now Hey, at least his battle ended in a draw. Reviewer: damian shaw - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 14, Subject: We'll catch up Wherever your energy has gone, it is a deeper, funnier, self-aware place.
Thank you for being you, til the door closed. Reviewer: sil0 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 14, Subject: Re: Comment on in First - RIP to one of the greatest standups of all time. Like there either your liberal and good or a racist bigot? Norm meant a lot for all of us. I could give less of a shit about Robin Williams or other celebs deaths. Norm actually seemed like a friend. Got nothing more to say.
Looks like that "I'm Not Norm" chick on Youtube might need to get a new job. Reviewer: petergriffinfamilyguy1 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 14, Subject: What's next for Norm? RIP Norm Macdonald. The funniest comedian of all time. Reviewer: StLarry - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 12, Subject: Norm is tremendous In content and in mass.
I skipped ahead to Silverman's and was really disappointed. I did find it funny that she admits Jews run Hollywood but then goes in to her default schtick that Jews are somehow victims even in that field for changing their names. Once she repeated the liberal lie about "unarmed Black men" and then even said "When Harry Met Sally" was "so White" how is that bad, exactly? Reviewer: squidgybunion - favorite favorite favorite - June 5, Subject: weird way to end it I dont like the way they seem to patronize Jim honesty is the best way to get somebody out of a depressive or manic state.
Greatly appreciated. Reviewer: Nick - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 31, Subject: Awesome content but how do I download it? I want to save a copy to my laptop in case this ever gets taken down! We need this type of uncensored comedy back! Reviewer: Cryptic32 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 17, Subject: Imagine Imagine falsely flagging a video when you can just close it. Sad that people have to live in fear of offending someone these days.
We are not like-minded America is not the echo chamber people are looking for. This country people should have the freedom to think what they want. As for the uploader I would agree with you if you were talking about a classic liberal but I'd be embarrassed to call myself one these days. Reviewer: MachineBodyTetsuro - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - April 24, Subject: Norm is actually conservative leaning. Get over it. Cancel culture and deplatforming is a leftist thing. Not a conservative thing.
Norm has always trended towards anti-political correctness. That is part of his entire visible persona. Pretending otherwise is ridiculous. People of all stripes enjoy him largely because of that. Because humor doesn't work well with strident woke puritanistic cancel culture. Where everything is some big insult to some oppressed minority group or people with massive chips on their shoulders and no human decency. Reviewer: Nav Bravic - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - April 22, Subject: more of a comment really Who knew how gdamn cool Billy Bob Thornton is?
Reviewer: Tuggern - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - April 6, Subject: Session 66 This needs to happen. Reviewer: Etb - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - April 2, Subject: I'd suck Norm I don't wanna be hidin' in a locker room starin at some guys balls from behind. I got no time for that shit. Reviewer: Mk - - March 17, Subject: Smh Just so you know norm himself has said he's conservative so you sound like a complete dipsht.
Reviewer: Johnny Walker - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - March 3, Subject: Norm is not liberal and that is ok Guys. Norm is a conservative. If you disagree, you clearly do not know anything about Norm.
I know that liberals can't stand when a celebrity isn't an SJW, but it's going to be okay guys. Reviewer: MrImportantWhatever - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - February 27, Subject: This is shit Everything from shit to f-ing shit.
If theres one person I cant stand, it is adam eget, or should I say, adam regret, cause I bet Norm McGoofey and everyone else regrets taking him in, and letting him be on the show.
The only things I find somewhat bareable about the show is the parts where adam holocaustdenier shitgrit gets beaten and harrased verbally and physically. Those parts ive seen countless times over, they never get old. All in all a good show, but loose the douchebag, is what in trying to say. Reviewer: AlanEgret - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - February 26, Subject: A real jerk I've been a fan of Norm's for a long time.
I've seen his movies, TV shows, and even his stand up comedy live in person. I always wanted to meet him. Then one day I was in the food court at the mall and behold The man himself. Well I tell you I was star struck. I had to meet him and talk to him Maybe even get an autograph or a picture. He was sitting by himself stuffing his fat face, as was his style.
I didn't think I could get his attention as he was so consumed with devouring the lard soaked mall food before him. I quickly came up with a plan. I pretended to be a mall janitor and started picking up trash off the tables. I casually worked my way towards his table, and when I got there, I asked him "Can I take this trash for you sir? After a moment of frustration, I said "Mr Macdonald, I'm a huge fan The sonnuva bitch wasn't even Norm.
It was just some fat piece of crap stinking up the food court. Not a day goes by that I don't think about how much I hate that fat sunnova bitch.
Reviewer: SkinnyJayson - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - February 21, Subject: Norm is the best I don't give a shit about any of these dumbass comments or the dumbass moderator, but Norm is the greatest and I'm glad that these videos are here. Reviewer: BirchSterling - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - February 11, Subject: Speech police.
Is the moderator policing speech? Five stars for Norm. Zero stars for the moderator. Reviewer: alchemistphd - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - February 3, Subject: Y'all-Qaeda I stormed the Capitol on the 6th and I did it because Norm told me to!!!!
Reviewer: andymaneeee - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - January 14, Subject: fantastic good show. The Larry King interview is one of the greatest tv interviews of all time. Reviewer: Zan Zagar - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - January 7, Subject: A hidden gem of comedy By pure chance Norm was mentioned on JRE as one of the greats with Dave Attel, now i've been binging every clip of his and interviews for 2 days and laughing my ass off daily.
Reviewer: oogyboogyman - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - December 23, Subject: The Best Such a hidden gem. I love introducing Norm clips and jokes to my friends and watching them laugh their heads off or put their heads in their hands as they try not to laugh.
I do wish that there was a rewind button too. And if someone could tell me which episode it is where Norm pranks Adam by ruining his sobriety please let me know. Reviewer: senjoelieberman - favorite favorite - November 1, Subject: This crap is awesome lol I don;;t get it but haahahr. Reviewer: Ryann - favorite favorite favorite - October 23, Subject: was good while it lasted i guess Can no longer watch without downloading :.
Reviewer: jdahl01 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - October 21, Subject: Thanks! It is much appreciated for adding the full versions of these gold interviews. Reviewer: therethere - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 21, Subject: good seen every episode 5 times over a year. So in defense of all the normies getting triggered over being called liberal or leftist..
I agree, there is a lot for everyone to like. Having said that, if you are a normie, you are the joke. We are laughing at you. When Norm makes a joke it's at your expense. Best part is you think he is serious and you laugh because he says what you actually believe in a funny way. But the absolute truth is that we are laughing at you retards for believing in this horse shit.
Not lying. Reviewer: ripplestone - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - September 5, Subject: GEM I really wish old Normie would start a full-fledged podcast.
Norm is the man. The guy can entertain all. His comedy cuts through all political parties, for every joke about Clinton there was a joke about Bob Dole, as seen on Conan. A great comic can make fun of everything, something Norm does on the regular. Reviewer: eendcoalsla - - September 1, Subject: ok "The audience becoming ever more toxic and far-right wing. I mean this audience, I mean these guys are real jerks. Reviewer: snavis - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 31, Subject: A moth walks into a podiatrists office He says to the guy, he says..
Reviewer: dannyjoe - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 30, Subject: Weirdos The guy below me doesn't own a dog house. Reviewer: montanamode - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 28, Subject: How do I download these to my computer?? Macdonald like a cool uncle, who's famous. Not that I would even have that opportunity.
Norm is one of a few people in the biz I try my best to follow Super dave is soooo cool and funny and seeing him not being super dave but just a comedian. RIP brother and we are all right behind you, so see you soon. Thanks for all the laughs past, present and the future because you will be played over and over by all your fans. But they do speak volumes about the misconceptions we have about each other. I'm almost starting to believe that the "other side" isn't really the other side at all, and that maybe we're all just people who are being fucked with and lied to.
Now who the fuck am I gonna argue with on Twitter? Ya old chunk of coal Norm is the greatest comedian of all time. Reviewer: Squurm - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 16, Subject: Toxic Right Winger here Hey there partner pal, whoever said that liberals all want to fuck their dogs and sisters: I voted for Trump and I would never let any liberals near my dog, he's a steed and he only fucks real men's faces, like mine!
I gotta pickup truck that you need a fucking step ladder to climb into, and I like to walk around it and open the passenger door and let ol Buchanan that's my dogs name jump right out onto my head and hump it. Reviewer: snickster - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 15, Subject: I've been looking for these years now I watched these when they first came out and they were gone! Funniest thing ever on YouTube. Thanks for getting these up again, get the rest!
The Gilbert one had me falling out of my chair! Reviewer: cha3ba3 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 14, Subject: thanks for putting this out here just amazing work. Reviewer: rearadmiraljohnson - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 13, Subject: Doing God's Work Thank you for your service. On a more selfish note, how the hell does one download the videos????
Reviewer: Shazbot95 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 10, Subject: Well As of right now you can still download them, so hurry while you can. Reviewer: alexlovesnorm - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 10, Subject: knew i should have recorded them Reviewer: pear1jamten - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 10, Subject: Whered it go?
Reviewer: dhggffkk - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 10, Subject: big ups shout out to the 4 people seeding this. Reviewer: headshothank - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 10, Subject: Am I retarded? I cant view this anymore, was it removed? Reviewer: Figpucker - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 6, Subject: Amazing You are a wonderful person for sharing this.
Reviewer: micblaw - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 4, Subject: Long live Norm! Thank you so much for saving these. It was a horrible shock when all of them disappeared, I hadn't made my way through all of the episodes and I love Norm. Netflix did wrong by that man, here's hoping he returns soon! Reviewer: okuniklo - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - August 4, Subject: I'm Mexicano so i can sex the G-word lighten up?
Que vergas! Reviewer: chrilope - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 30, Subject: Seth Meyers Did he get that doghouse yet? Thanks wo man!! Reviewer: jhm - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 26, Subject: We've found middle ground Whoever commented that is deeply closeted.
Reviewer: theoriginalbarfymanthreesixtwo - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 25, Subject: Just lighten up would you all? Reviewer: TigerWoods1 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 25, Subject: Sucking and fucking Came here for the graphic sexual content. Reviewer: GregaroIvanilivinavich - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 22, Subject: Adam Egret Lose the douche bag.
Reviewer: DrunkCnt - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 17, Subject: Thank you I care little for people's political affiliations, i just appreciate the uploads. Very rewatchable. Reviewer: bruhstinky - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 11, Subject: Norm is god Only reason I made an account for this website. He was in northern Canada. Reviewer: Teddy Salad - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - July 5, Subject: Thank you!
Thank you for archiving these gems. Norm is the best. Reviewer: rattpoison82 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - June 29, Subject: right wing fan right wing toxic. Reviewer: Juicy Smolliet - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - June 28, Subject: Old school Around That girl was probably running away from the same school Adam went to. No wonder he ended up under Queensboro bridge, jerkin' off punks for 15 bucks a man.
Reviewer: midman66 - favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite - May 31, Subject: Sarah Silverman I didn't bother to watch this ep till just now. She was great, top 5 so far. The ballad of Kevin Barr New mission, new and old teams Dimmsdale has secrets New Game Heart of stone Electric Best Friend The ballad of Timmy Turner Played next to the Leaving floor 0 Hide and Seek and Holograms Feel The Heat Max smiles at them.
The three missing boys from West Virginia. Who would have guessed that you thre were fighting aliens and other threats to the Earth. His smile grow once more. A few hours of driving, they went to this place Max. They knew three things when they went inside. It seemed to stench forever. An seemingly endless amounts of rooms, as well as an equally seemingly endless amount of blue and black painted on the walls.
The people like you three are down in the dining hall. You all go in there. This is goodbye for now. The doors to the elevator soon close. The Eds look at each other. With Eddy at the lead, they went into the dining hall with great caution.
They open the doors. Everyone inside looks at them, seemingly the last ones to enter. Eddy simply nods. They all dplit up to talk to people. Eddy goes up to two girls. One with brown hair. One with dyed blue hair.
Eddy Skipper.
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